Conversation in the car

Me: "Tyler, how many kids are you going to have?"

Tyler: "I'm not having any."

Me: "Why not?"

Tyler: "I don't like the whole concept of making them".

Do you know the messiest dinner event ever?

I'll tell you.

Rice

Steak with steak sauce

Peas

Hard-boiled eggs with salt and discarded shells

4 rowdy ill-mannered children

A father working late tonight

Man I'm glad that's over. Anyone want to come and clean the disaster? I'm pooped.

Halloween Report

Grandma Linda brought out Cousin Maddie for Halloween AND brought her centuries old sewing machine for Hailey. (Dream come true for Hailey.)

Scary-crow and Dorothy. (I am fighting diarrhea and a sinus headache this very moment, thus the pained look. Thank goodness Mom was there to help.)

Swine Flu

Pink Princess

Yellow Princess

Chicken Boy

Vampire-ess

Dementor