1)Me- "Tyler, you need to go clean your room".
Tyler- "Okay, Mom. Because I am a man of my word."
2)Me-"Hailey, why did (your friend) Riley put that blanket on the snow and get it wet?"
Hailey-"I don't know."
Tyler- "I am going to beat her up at school tomorrow".
(Of course Tyler is so gentle and warm-hearted he wouldn't beat up a girl!)