What the....

Nathan and the kids have been planning a tree house since last fall. Apparently they decided to start it during my Saturday 3-hour nap. I woke up to find this massive apparatus in our backyard. Nathan-who does everything SO BIG-told me that the very top beam (the one that is like 15 feet off the ground) is the FLOOR of the upper level. What in the.... I don't take a stand too often, but I did against this lawsuit-waiting-too-happen. So now the top beam is the TOP of the upper level. The unveiling of "the coolest club house ever" will take place soon....